Lets Create A Story!

Sooooo How this is gonna work, 1 person is gonna start off the story, then the next person that wants to will make a reply to this post and continue the story, got it? K

The Beginning wrote:Once upon a time, there was a very kind man named Peter File. He worked part time as an ice cream man and a mail man.

Peter File was helpful and  was loved throughout his neighborhood but he had a deep dark secret that no one knew about.

Peter File live a organized life. Knowing every stop schedule for the bus,and the names of the children that got off in Alphabetical Order.

The neighbors loved Peter, everyone thought he was very kind, You could say he was an average Joe. Peter liked classy women but, what he liked even more, was LITTLE GIRLS AND BOYS

But one day, Peter was caught by his roomate Samuel L. Jackson

But Peter Soon escaped with the help of his friends the Inappropriate animals Dolphin Dick, Elephant Ass, Dinosaur Nipple, and their newest Recruit Duck Foreskin

Then we all realized that this story was folly

Then the mighty Dinosaur Nipple used his mighty Gomu Gomu No Mikata Robot to Beat the shit out of Rage!

Then Peter hosted a party at Rage's funeral. But Clint Eastwood was hot on the Case of the bootie snatchers

Next Time on the story of Peter File, Will Clint Eastwood figure out the whereabouts of the Inappropriate Animals, Or will they be caught and forever be locked in jail, What ever happened at Rage's Funeral? Did Peter desecrate Rage's dead body? Find out in the next volume of The Story of Peter file.

Coming Out July 15, 2013

Before Rage died he reported the forum for spam and sent this "story" to the local newspaper to be published. However, it was turned down due to it being "extremely stupid and utter folly"

Rage was then rejected by society and treated as a total outcast causing him to fly into a fit of depression. One day he came across Peter's notes that he dropped by accident listing the all the little kids in the nearby preschool and the times their parents wont be at home. Rage decided to continue the legacy of Peter File and hijacked Taiki's pedo van. Rage's first target was little Drax whos parents went out for their anniversary...

Yet as Rage silently approached his victim little Drax, Drax's Gang instincts took over and Dolphin Dick took over, TURNING THE TABLES UPON RAGE, As Rage was forced to lay there with Dolphin Dick Drax and his Long Weapon Smacking Rage in the face.

When Rage woke up he had a severe headache and felt like he was smacked by a giant 99 ft flag pole. His hands and feet were tied with a rope and he had sticky stuff all over him that smelled like sour milk. When he looked to his left he saw something that made him shake...

Rage peered over to see a mirror, and in the mirror Rage saw his worst night mare, a distended belly... Rage came to a realization...He was pregnant, "How will I explain this to daddy" he thought as he layed there...Helpless.


Next Chapter: Chapter 1284
Rage's Abortion

Rage hurried across to his private doctor as he was ashamed of his situation. He aborted the child, but, not too long after, Dinosaur Nipples approached Rage. "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY SON?!? YOU KILLED HIM" , Nipples said. Rage was astonished, he had no idea his child was also the child of the notorious woman abuser, Dinosaur Nipples

*Comment* (Rage almost captured Dino nipple perfectly...he just forgot the fact that Dino Nipple would have smacked the shit out of Rage and raped him while he was unconscious)

then a mysterious man comes out of no where.......


and shouts while untying his coat belt.

BEHOLD MY QUIVERING CROTCH NIPPLES!  

OI YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR DINOSAUR NIPPLES

Little did they all know that Rage had a secret power! Rage grew millions of nipples from his penis

It wasn't just a single one either. He had THREE crotches!

Dinosaur Nipples was astounded, he had never seen such a thing before!